Dear Plinky,
I think you have a dumb name.
I think some of your ideas are really dumb.
But for some reason, I can’t seem to stop checking you out to figure out exactly what I should write about.
I’m not normally a fan of taking ideas, but I’m a writer, and I’m blocked, and I’m desperate.
What if I used your ideas for 1 full month? Hmmm…
What if.
Your less-than-raving fan,
Sarah